Julia doesn’t like Halloween, I can’t say I’m over keen either but it’s an excuse to be silly so here goes with A Recipe for a witch perhaps you would like to write one as well?
Five Century Cackle Buns
Take nineteen apples, bobbed and then spat out. Chop and mix into a litre of pepto bismol. Mince the fingers of seven ladies and soak them in mackerel juice for three Sabbaths.
Whisk all together with sprinklings of powdered caterpillar, the feathers of a dodo, the warts of a crone and an eyebrow from an Arctic chimp.
Bring to the boil, strain through a hermits sock, saving the mashings for later. Tip into fifty individual dragon’s egg shells and bake.
Mix the mashings with hair removal cream and spread over cooled buns.
Enjoy with a large mug of boiled bluebottles.
Lucid Gypsy 
That was fun reading. Well done.
No, I miss the allure of hallowe’en too. But I like your recipe.
Oh Yuckyboos. 🙂
You are so good at these 100 word challenges… loved this one…
Very Halloweenie!
Yummy especially the drink 🙂
The boiled bluebottle beverage was inspired Gilly 😀
This is fun. I prefer the lighthearted attempts to the gore!
What a lot of hard work – all those dragon eggs! Enjoyed this lighter one after reading some real chillers.
How do you think up this stuff!!! hahaha
🙂 I wonder if it’s OK to replace the Dodo feathers with those from a feather duster?
Perfect for Halloween!
I’m so relieved I’m too far away for you to make me taste this nasty brew!
I’m not sure which is worse – the lady fingers steeped in mackerel juice or the mug of boiled bluebottles! Ingeniously awful.
don’t know why but I love the bobbed and spat out line, something visceral about it
Wow, Dodo feathers, haven’t had those lying around in ages!
What a nutty recipe… love it! 😆